Hell No! I'm not done yet!!!
Jolene worked hard! She sat up until 4 AM tweaking and twiddling until it looked just right. And the cow...good christ...she painted that thing herself.
Yes, it's a real god damn watercolor! Took eight weeks! She went through five canvases. The only reason the thing doesn't say "moo" when you click on the "Enter" button is that she collapsed---that's right, COLLAPSED from sheer exhaustion from coding the blasted page!
But that sort of devotion and caring isn't good enough for you! You're just another of that pack of insatiable slobbering hyena seeking instant gratification. You and your mini camera-phones and your iPods, and damned PlayStations and your Never-Ever-Near-The-Dirt Cadillac Escalontes and I'm-too-intellectually-helpless-to-read-a-map GPS Navigation Systems! You hapless pathetic pukes want it done for you NOW NOW NOW!!! Yesterday if not soonerÉand better yet...YOU WANT IT ALL BEFORE YOU EVEN KNEW IT EXISTED!!!!
I gotta picture of Hell for you: A cozy log cabin in the North Woods on a barren lake island WITHOUT ELECTRICITY AND BEYOND CELL PHONE SERVICE and only four books of 19th century English Romantic poetry about longing and remorse and DEATH!