STRANGE SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERIES

Scientists Squabble Over Tissue Sample

vol.3 #6

BRAIN CRAMPS

HORTICULTURE HORROR!

Ag research lab has developed a strain of water lily that thrives on carbon monoxide, absorbing the poisonous gas through specialized stomata and its roots actually detoxify fresh water lakes and ponds of man made pollutants. Unfortunately for mankind, this plant, far from being our savior has such an appetite for the poisonous chemicals we have been dumping in our water and pumping into our air that it is growing out of control and scientists say it will be impossible to contain. "It grows at a phenomenal rate, anywhere there is pollution this thing goes crazy, covering lakes, riverbanks,houses, and cars....it makes kudzu look like an air fern."

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