Remains Of Giant Two-Headed Man Unearthed

     "First thought it wars one them mastodons, but after I pulled away some of the gravel, I saw it war the head of man-but it must a been twice the size a-normal!"

     "In thirty years, I've never seen anything like this," says the white haired Medical Examiner. "It's just plain impossible."

     According to Dr. Weldon, the remains are of an adult male/males who stood twelve feet tall, though because of some curature of the spine, he may have stooped. He/They were approximately 55 to 60 years old at the time of death. The heads themselves indicated no abnormality, apart from being larger and more robust than normal and had independent necks which separated from the spine deep in the upper torso.

     Bone samples have been sent to the Univerisity of Emmetsburg for dating the remains, though a local geology enthusiast, Bernard Heinz, suggested the bones were in a layer belonging to the late Cretaceous Era-over 65 million years ago.

     The discovery is just one of series of setbacks for the Coffins Grove Observatory Facility which is building a planetarium on the site. The Observatory, operated by the University of Emmetsburg, has been plagued by unexplained phenomena since its building in 1934. Among these bizarre occurances are photographic plates containing latent images, loud and disturbing disembodied voices in two of the observatory's telescope domes, and an ongoing power failure in the third which has persisted since 1934.

     "I am about out of my mind trying to figure it out," confesses Observatory Superisor, Ron Harmann. "But what can we do? Nobody has ever been able to to get any electrical device to work in our 30-inch telescope dome; flashlights, radios---hell, even my pocket pager. We have to carry candles or lanterns in with us. The motor that helps keep the telescope aligned to stellar objects is connected by a twelve foot steel shaft to the foot of the telescope because we've had to mount the motor outside the dome. I've had electricians inside testing every millimeter of wiring and they're stumped. 'Course, none of them want to hang around when it's dark."

     It is yet unknown what will become of the odd remains, though several international collectors and museums have offered the U of E as much as three million dollars for the complete skeleton.