IOWA'S SENSUOUS CZECH VISIONARY,
SISTER KASI


Greetings, Sister.

    Is there a harmless chant or incantation I can say to bring good luck?

    Misfortune's Target in Denson's Ferry

Dear Target,

    Yes, there are several things you can do that have been practiced by Iowans for generations. Each morning, the first words you should utter are "WHITE RABBIT." The origins of this tradition are unknown to me, but a lot of people in small towns practice it regularly, with good results. I have also been told that a very good way to bring good luck is to have the first meal of every new year be boiled cabbage.


Dear Kasi,

    I'm having problems, and I can't seem to get anyone to believe me. My wife and I just moved into an old house near Fisher's Point, in Boone. We had been planning for this for a long time, but after the deal was finalized, I lost my job and my wife has been working to help make the payments on the house, while I take care of the kids and look for work. This isn't the problem, although I wish it were. Recently I've lost interest in having sexual relations with my wife, because I've been having a very active and fulfilling sex life in my dreams. Each night when I sleep, or even in the day if I take a nap, I have the most fantastically real dreams about sexual relations with an extremely voluptuous woman with raven black hair and dark mysterious eyes. We are in the same room, but it has different furniture, no television or stereo. I have never had sex like this with anyone, and all I think about now is finding time to sleep and have even begun taking sleeping pills to see my dream lover more often. What is happening to me, am I going crazy?

    Nocturnally Emitting in Boone

Dear Nocturnally Emitting ,

    You are in terrible danger. You must not sleep in that house again, and I advise that you move out immediately. Personally, I would advise burning the house to the ground.

     I suspect that due to your economic downturn you and your family have taken to wearing second hand clothes. This is a dangerous practise in and of itself, but coupled with living in an older home puts you in serious danger . The spirits of the people who wore those clothes when they were alive have stayed connected to the clothes and are trying to posess your body and use it to fulfil their frustrated desires from beyond the grave. Another possibility is the people who once lived (or died ) in the house are using you as a conduit to re-experience the carnal joy of the living. This type of spirit possession can be lethal. If this is what has taken place, you need spiritual healing immediately as well as an expert in hauntings to lead the posessing spirits away from your seductive life energy and on to that which is beyond the veil.

     The more likely possibility is that you are being visited by a demonic entity called a succubus. These creatures are spawned in Hell, and come to Earth at night to seek out human sperm. They seduce males in their dream state, taking the human seed with them to the infernal regions to be combined with their inhuman essences and incubated. The resulting progeny are then substituted for human children and are called changelings . This is extremly serious! I bly advise you to seek the professional assistance of our staff.


PERSONAL TO.....

    Dear Terrified in Elm Springs: In some rituals, yes, blood and sex are considered useful, even necessary to achieve the desired magical effect or mystical insight, but I bly discourage its use by the layperson as such things are too powerful to be controlled without first mastering many preliminary levels of power. Remember, too, that one of Crowley's own adepts was poisoned from drinking the blood of a black cat. As to how to remedy your current inflamation, I would suggest substituting chicken fat and adding aconite, poplar leaves, wolves bane, and the soot obtained from burning oak logs in an outdoor bonfire under the light of a crescent moon. Librally apply the mixture to the affected area and all should be well within a week.


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