BLACK HELICOPTER UPDATE

Ringgold: The "Black Helicopters" frequently seen in various counties across the state have been recently reported in the area surrounding Delphi, Iowa. Dexter Marriner, a local farmer, sighted a pair of helicopters flying in tight formation near his farm at around 12:05 PM on Monday, April 16th. He did not report, as is usual in these sightings, any missing livestock. On May 5th at 7:45AM, a witness, who declined to be identified, reported seeing one such helicopter hovering over Saint Mary's Catholic Church in Iowa City. It remained motionless for a full 30 minutes. Then it turned due North and sped away. Again, we advise our readers that if these helicopters are sighted, no direct action should be taken, but note the date and time of the sighting, the direction of flight, and anything else unusual. We advise using field glasses to observe the craft to make certain that the sighting is genuine. These helicopters are completely black, with dark windows, and display no markings of any kind. We bly advise observations be made very carefully, keeping the chance of the spotter's detection by the aircraft minimal. Please send detailed notes and all pertinent information to this magazine and an investigator will contact you directly.