Urgent Notice From The Editors:

     After our resident paleographer analyzed certain symbols as detailed by Third Eye Reporter, Adellé Cavalier in last month's story , Laneville's Gate To Hell, he made the shocking discovery that a similar series of symbols had been used on the front covers of the last two issues. Originally, while we had determined these inscriptions were of a protective nature, this finding by our respected paleographer, as well as several reports from several Initiated Readers describing very disturbing phenomena, has shown that our research in this area was gravely in error. We will endeavor to prevent this in the future.

     Therefore with our reader's safety in mind, we the Editors implore our readers to store their January and February 1997 copies (Volume 4, Issue #'s 1&2) either far away from any household electronic appliances such as personal computers, vcr's, stereos, televisions, microwaves, telephones, cellular phones, and answering machines or in magnetically shielded lead-lined metal boxes which conform to NASA's Uniform Isolation Directive Guidelines (#23b, subsection A12, para. 5.)

     READERS ARE ALSO STRONGLY ADVISED NOT TO ATTEMPT TO DESTROY OR DISPOSE OF THE THESE ISSUES BY THEMSELVES AS THE SLIGHTEST DAMAGE MAY UNLEASH EVILS UNDREAMT OF IN THIS DAY AND AGE. PROPER DISPOSAL SHOULD ONLY BE ATTEMPTED BY THE MOST ACCOMPLISHED MAGE OR AN ADVANCED INITIATE READER OF MERIT.

     Meantime, while we regret any inconvenience this oversight may have caused anyone, we must reiterate that Third Eye Over Iowa cannot be held liable for any danger, harm, mental or physical injury, or incarceration which may occur as a result of improper interaction with the two issues in question.

     Sincerely,

     The Editors

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