PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR PHOTOGRAPHS "INTERDIMENSIONAL SPACE AMOEBA"


Palo Alto: Pierce Hillus, General Secretary of SEAT (Student Extraterrestrial Advisory Team), at the University of Emmetsburg announced on June 27 that he had managed to photograph an interdimensional space amoeba using a device that he had invented.

     According to Hillus, the device, called a "Galactatron", is capable of detecting and photographing such interdimensional anomalies through the ultraviolet spectrum.

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Pierce Hillus' "Galactatron" during a demonstration run on July 2. No anomalous space ameobas were detected.
     The photograph purportedly shows a large, multicolored blob hovering above a local farm. Hillus maintains that the amoeba-shape actually represents a flying predator from another dimension, a species which he blames for cattle and other animal mutilations.

     "It's definite, hard...hard-definite evidence," Hillus stated unequivocally at a press conference, where he showed the photos of the alleged sighting. "I've always suspected that something like this was involved in the cattle mutilations, but now we've got the hard copy here. Real proof. Not like that nutzoid Wessel. I mean, we don't make stuff like this up."

     Hillus added that since the original photos were taken, similar phenomena had been seen in the area coincident with a rash of cattle mutilations in Polk County.

     This has not been confirmed by other sources.

     When asked about the "Galactatron", and how it enabled him to detect, track, and photograph beings from another dimension, Hillus was more guarded.

     "I can't divulge that. I am in the process of filing a patent with the US Patent Office. I can't disclose any further information until my claim is accepted."

     Other authorities expressed doubt at Hillus' claim and the veracity of the photographic evidence.

     "This is a load of crap!" said Tycho Donnelson, Professor of Astronomy and Astrophysics at the U of E. "Interdimensional bullshit! Nothing like that exists. He probably just cribbed a still from that crappy '70's movie Overlords of the UFO. I can tell you that the committee is taking a long, hard look at Hillus' grant. As far as I'm concerned, Hillus and Wessel are sleeping together."

     Controversial U of E Paranormal Investigator Horst Wessel was asked to comment on the "Galactatron".

     "It could be real," Wessel said. "But I don't think he invented it himself. Someone I know met Pierce while dumpster diving over at Aerodyne. I think Pierce pulled the plans for it out of their trash."

     Legitimate scientific authorities are currently examining Hillus' photographs. They promise to return a verdict on their authenticity at the earliest possible opportunity.





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