Perhaps you hoped it was just a phase he was going through, just like when you were a boy growing into manhood, that was making him act like a wild animal. But when he was featured on the evening news cursing, bleeding, and handcuffed by the police, you began changing your mind. Then you found that stuff in his closet and those magazines under his mattress and the airline hostess stuffed in his dresser...
A change of environment is required. One where rigorous discipline
and respect for leadership is imposed. Where a classical curriculum stressing
honor and tradition is taught with military precision. Where a rampaging
self-destructing boy is hammered into a self-confident, forward-looking
man.
Sure, you've heard a few negative things about CPMA...
Reports of exorbitant tutition fees, drafty dormitories,
dangerous hazing practises, a legal action, and the employment of certain
foreigners accused of genocide. But tuition has come way down since you
were a boy, opening the doors of CPMA to thousands of troubled youths.
And the generous contributions provided by hundreds of endearing alumna
has forever changed the hallowed halls of CPMA:
CPMA, nestled
in the mountains of western Montana overlooking the sleepy town of Perdition
Falls, provides the very nuturing environment your troublesome lad needs
to thrive and succeed in life.
These have been moved to January so that costly heating energy
may be better conserved while the boys are away.
Psychotropic drugs are far more efficient and leave no evidence
useable in a court of law.
This has been moved to the dining hall, requiring fewer Behavior Monitors to be on duty.
Gene-manipulating drugs consistantly provide better, less expensive results.
This frees boys to work at the Perdition Falls Animal Rendering Plant.
They are stripped naked, flown to the mountains and abandoned. This eliminates the continual
purchase of Bibles.
They disappear in the night. No one knows why.
Certainly, the philosophy upon which to build a lifetime.
Colonel Richard Charles Putnam,
Founder & Headmaster, CPMA
In the military, the measure of a man's success in his career is found in his abilites to lead and to lead wisely. Our founder, Col. Putnam has led a singular international military career. Enlisting at the age of 18 in 1934, he first distinguished himself in the 1936 "Fort Dix Food Fight" by single-handedly taking the buffet table. Leaving the Army Catering Corps in 1938, he emmigrated to Berlin where his military advice was sought by the leaders of several Central European Powers. During World War II, he served with bravery and honor in his adopted homeland against ruthless invaders and during a speaking engagement at a postwar military symposium in Nuremburg in 1947, he laid forth his philosophy of the future of military education. During the Cold War, he played an integral part in the management of several British and French Administered Territories. Eventually retiring from the military in1965 after the famed Tahitian Mistake, he moved to Western Montana and founded CPMA.
