Hello. I am Colonel J. Tiberius Handlove*.My years of experience have taught me that a soldier cannot face "The Longest Day" after he has endured "The Longest Night"!
Science has PROVEN that to become good fighters, your men need to become good lovers FIRST!
Only recently DECLASSIFIED,my field manual THE CAMO-SUTRA will guide your men in the ways of Cupid with 112 pages of easy to read text and clear drawings, teaching these important techniques and positions, such as:
"Slapping the Private"
"Capturing the Kaiser"
* NOT A MEMBER OF ANY U.S. MILITARY ORGANIZATION OR GOVERNMENT AGENCY.
Buy this important book ONLY at your local Postal Exchange
or at any V.A. Hospital Gift Shop.
