Greater Maple Avenue Reich Offered

     Support To Republic Of Texas

Bremer: Late Friday May 9th, The Third Eye Over Iowa office received a FAX from Werner Koppelmeister, Leader of the Greater Maple Avenue Reich and the town of Munter, IA. In it, Koppelmeister announces he intends to back former Republic of Texas Ambassador, Robert MacLaren in his stand off with the State of Texas.

     The text of the FAX follows:

    It is my opinion, after several hours of earnest discussion with Ambassador MacLaren of the Republic of Texas that the just and heroic efforts of a gallant visionary were being trampled under the bureaucratic jack boot of the Texas State Government. The State of Texas is an illegal and corrupt organization driven by the United States Government in the criminal act of governing Texans without due processes of the laws of the United States or the Nation of Texas following the American Civil War.

     Therefore, on Friday night, I informed the Ambassador via shortwave radio that The Greater Maple Avenue Reich stood ready to offer whatever defensive assistance he required during his tragic hour of need. We also concluded an Agreement of Mutual Assistance and Cultural Exchange entitled "The Mid-West/True West Axis".

     Together, we will overcome all the wily snares and legislative pitfalls thrown into our path by subhuman decadent voluptuaries! Such vermin and all who oppose OUR WILL will be exterminated and their entire existence shall be expunged from the Rolls of History! Clearly the Hand of Providence guides our every step along this very edge of the Crucible of Crisis! Only together shall we forge a New Order and skirt the Corruption and Taint of the IMPURITIES orgiastically commingled in the Melting Pot. Our Mettle shall remain PURE! We shall go forth! Providence has ordained it!

     We need but WILL the thing, and IT SHALL BE ACHIEVED!

    

     (signed) Werner Koppelmeister, Leader

     According to a report the following morning, Koppelmeister planned to dispatch his "Defense Adjutant, Skip McPherson to Ft. Davis Texas to offer the full armed might of the Greater Maple Avenue Reich behind this heroic movement for justice and independence!"

     Asked about Skip McPherson, Munter Highschool History Teacher and Wrestling Coach Lester Crabtree replied, "The kid's a geeky, twig-boy who builds too many model tanks and talks about is World War Two battles. He should bulk-up himself; do some weight training, go out for the wrestling team. Being in a good hammerlock will clear your mind, make you focus. Betcha that panty waste Koppelmeister never worked out or wrestled. What kind of future is that gonna give you?"

     But by that afternoon, it was all over in Ft. Davis as most of the occupants of the MacLaren compound surrendered to authorities apparently without first informing Koppelmeister. Koppelmeister's office has since refused comment since the stand off ended.