Table of Contents:

Are We In Danger?
submitted by Staff

Staff Member's Spooky Sightings
submitted by Jarod C. Warner

Sex Magicians Tempt Ghosts From Their Graves
submitted by William Dodge

Haunted Armored Cruiser Receives NPS Grant
submitted by Harrison Campbell

Carp Again Rain On Hopkins Grove

Wrath Of The Butt-Faced Boy
submitted by Murphy Giberson

Madman Shot Assaulting Masonic Temple

Robot Lawnmower Runs Amok

Grotesque Death Worries Nanson Residents

Mysterious Attacks Blamed on "Pteranodons"
submitted by Harrison Campbell

Legendary Monster On Rampage
submitted by Morton Charnel

Father James Niccodemus Alcott, God's Mad Clown
submitted by Sister Kasi