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Col. Ardenti's Conspiracy Corner
submitted by Col. Gaetano Ardenti

Subscriber Destroys House

Abduction By UFO In Iowa City
submitted by Charles Lucas

Anomalous Meteorite Falls On Stelopolis

Abysmal Nightlife In Coffins Grove
submitted by Murphy Giberson

Nanson Coroner's Hands Full

Yeti-Tracking Device Recovers Patient

The Real ARP
submitted by William Posey IV

Have Researchers Created Super AIDs?

Maple Avenue Reich Opens Camp

Genetically Engineered Foods
submitted by John Burrows

Early Iowa Colonized By Denizens Of A Jovian Moon
submitted by Horst Wessel