Table of Contents:

Underground Voyage of the U-3036, pt. II
submitted by Harrison Campbell

UFO Noteworthies Reunite
submitted by William Posey IV

Black Helicopters Bearing Board Game Return

Treasure Hunters Search For Spanish Gold

Jogger Arrested For Running With Scissors

IOWA'S SENSUOUS CZECH VISIONARY,
SISTER KASI

Flying Saucer Terrorizes U of E Football Game
submitted by Harrison Campbell

Hans Abbadon Nixes Action Figure Rumor

Mind Control Expose
submitted by Horst Wessel

Billionaire Donates Smut to U of E