Table of Contents:

Could Your Migraine Really Be An Alien Implant?:
Heather Chu

Weird Noise On Cell Phone Identified As Missing Reporter

Paranormal Posttime:
Slappy Sam Jackson

Peeler Varsity Baseball Team Suspended For Ritual Urine Baths

Hauntown's Grain Elevator Of Death:
Adelle Cavelier

Ghost Witch:
Chaz Chazstremski

The Cursing Spot:
Jeff Hodson

IOWA'S SENSUOUS CZECH VISIONARY: SISTER KASI

Wapello Man Admits Faking Viking Runestone

Wreck On The Mississippi:
The Journal of Professor G.G. Angel

The Putnam Parallelogram:
Dr. Leonid Rosenweitz

Treaty With Elves Negotiated

The Winneshiek Photophage:
Morton Charnel