Table Of Contents

Is The Government Trying To Silence Third Eye?
submitted by Livia Mentula

Assasination Points To Mind Control
submitted by William Posey IV

Koppelmeister Fires Astrologer

Passionate Spring Beleaguers GvP Police

Jesus Barred From Redemption
submitted by Heather Chu

Psychic Show Replaces Animal Atrocites

Heretical Cow Slaughtered

Flying Saucer Kills Three In Emmetsburg?
submitted by Harrison Campbell

Editor's Note

Lee County Yeti Update
submitted by Murphy Giberson

Investigating Dr. Haversham
submitted by Hannah MacDougal

Wassergott To Explore Submerged Passages

Mr. Hont's Funeral Home
submitted by Adelle Cavalier